Bonkers

I am incredibly fearful of becoming a dad. Whilst my friends extol the virtues of riding bareback, I don’t need a kid in my life thus i stay strapped. Not now, not whilst I decide whether or not I should get an anchor tattoo.

Enter Why The Fuck Do You Have a Kid?

The website has a selection of people that wouldn’t be remiss on a morning talk show. People who I don’t know but from just one picture are not people I would consider to babysit my kids.

Take this class act, look at her left hand. I propose a new rule, you cant have kids if you are still wearing ironic tee shirts.