Hip Hop Alternative to Valentines Day.
After this morning reading some typical bullshit article about how women should flirt with men, not that hard don’t be a slut or shy, I decided to make a male version of this but as I am lazy and pretty bad at flirting* I thought I would look at the hip hop world.

Slick Rick: Mona Lisa
Let me spell my name out for you, its ricky:
R -- ravishing
I -- impress
C -- courageous; so careless
K -- for the kangols which Ive got
That I wear everyday and
Y -- why not?

Nelly: Flap Your Wings
I came to ball, I ain't come out here to front
Cause the black card will pick-up what the grey card wont
Attractiveness
Got me attackin this
I'm so fabulous
Glutious maximus

Lil Wayne verse on Pop Bottles
Okay chopper straight shots and then pop bottles
poor it on the on the models, shut up xxxxx swallow
If you cant swallow, shut up xxxxx gargle

Ghostface Killah – Push
Somebody tell that girl that her ass too big
I give it to her right and she let me live
Can't eat that, cuz there's no relationship
I beat that, the next day you called in sick

Akineyle – Put it in your Mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my muthafuckin mouth
I mean her muthafuckin mouth

Beatnuts – Watch out now.
While Im at the bar, baggin, the bartender tips
Then I bag this chick, with a, hi, and the eye
She did the butterfly, rubbin her ass, against my buttonfly
I could already imagine my shit stuck inside
Everytime I strike, haters be like, dat fucking guy!

* I learnt from these guys what the f*ck do you expect?