Babestation, the Television channel intended for drunk males to whack off to after failing to score in a club, offers up a variety of interesting questions about modern day culture.
1) There is so much porn on the internet why bother with the softcore variety? Also, there is a reason why there are not a lot of
2) Who are the girls that get involved in this? My theory is that they are girls that either develop boobs too fast or too late. Devoid of the right sort of sexual attention they become insecure and thus get a boob job. They are pretty enough to be asked to model but not sexy enough for the runway or too old for page 3. So they are offered some arty softcore shots. They like the money and are asked about hardcore shoots. They decline and like the idea that they could get on television, so they decide to become Babestation models. Now they simulate sucking cock on late night tv. “It was just a dream”
3) What do you talk to the girl about if, god forbid, you actually called in? Do you have menial chit chat? “You been watching the tennis?” “Shame about the MP spending?” “Did you know Michael Schumaker was the stig?” I’ve only called a phone sex line that had those pre made stories. (First time she did it, fantasy picnic scenario, and those sorts of things.) I wouldn’t know what to do if I spoke to one of these women. Maybe ask them to sit down and evaluate how painful those mammoth breasts are. Most likely tell them to stop overdoing it with the baby oil. One girl was lubed up as if she was about to be put in a ring to fight a grizzly bear.
4) I want to meet the genius that came up with the idea that people would want variety from their late night grot tv. Not the simple sort of variety like having different types of women but also from different parts of the country. Northern Babes is my favourite, a southerner it allows me to garner some education along with my porn habit. The world is filled with so many different and odd perversions at least my accent thing is normal. I found out last week that certain people are into horseplay. No not the jostling around with your friends’ sort of horseplay. And no not bestiality. Men (or women) strip naked and carry around a carriage by pulling it with their teeth. People pay to have this done to them, jesus my kids are screwed.
5) What career path is there for a Babetstation presenter? Apparently it maybe a shot on the daytime chat version. No nudity, just three women sitting around a small coffee table in short skirts. Discussing bits and pieces from the entertainment pages of The Star. It’s like having your girlfriend and her annoying friends in your living room all afternoon.
6) Are people really that lonely?
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