Jelly Baby

What’s the story behind the Russian Tank in Bermondsey? Legend has it that a property developer bought the land in order to build flats. When the council caught wind of the idea they blocked his proposal. So he then applied to put in a tank. The council agreed thinking it was a septic tank. He then installed a decommissioned Russian tank in the middle of south London. It used to be beautifully painted, like 60’s wallpaper, now it’s pretty sad to see up close. Well that and having to step over the used condoms. Seriously people why are you fucking near a tank by a major street? I guess it could be a decent dogging hotspot. Either way check it out, its on Mandela way by old kent road. Can’t miss it. It’s a fucking pink tank for christ’s sake.