Smiley Faces

Two jokey rap videos to start off the day.

First up is Dizzee Rascal calming down the crowd at the Rockness festival this past weekend. R Kelly being put to good use.

DIZZEE RASCAL DEMONSTRATES THE MEANING OF CROWD CONTROL@THE ROCKNESS FESTIVAL, SCOTLAND from DJ SEMTEX on Vimeo.

Second is the It’s the Real sketch with Slaughterhouse (aka the best rap supergroup of the past 10 years.) You might not recognise some of the rappers but you will find it hilarious.

“The older ladies love me the call me J.O.E.L.L L Cool J.”

The Slaughterhouse Rules from jeff on Vimeo.