Patrick 122

Sex Education

A few tips and pointers to help you along the way.

1) If you hooked up with more people than half your age you are a slut. e.g if you are 22 then half of that is 11 sexual partners (If you are over that figure, embrace it)

2) No man shall date a woman younger than half his age plus 7.

3) 50 no’s and one yes = a yes. That rule is known as the James Bond.

4) If your friend breaks up with someone it is your duty to take them out and get them trashed.

5) Remember its all chemistry, so don't take it personally.

Buenoes Matrimonios Ahi Afuera

Here are some tools for a successful weekend.

1) Durex Condom Pillows. Go cheap! Print this out and put it on the wall by your headstand. No more thinking about Anne Widicombe.

2) My brother woke up yesterday and the first thing that came out of his mouth was how good Bloc Party are. He is right. The first album is amazing. i know spend my drunk warming up and cooling down periods playing helicopter on guitar hero. Here is a mix made by Top Billin and given blessing by VICE. Grab it here. (direct link)


and to finish the weekend off:
3)I suggest you crack this on. Cut Copy's Lights and Music.