Kalemba

Next Of Kin

Do you know what today is? It’s national weed day in the states. Usually everyone gets high tonight or during the whole day. Kids at school will foolishly try and do it on campus,even at that exact time. Either way, enjoy it. Grab some expensive German biscuits, watch Half Baked and relax. Who says there are too many holidays?

Happy birthday pot heads!

Patrick 122

Sex Education

A few tips and pointers to help you along the way.

1) If you hooked up with more people than half your age you are a slut. e.g if you are 22 then half of that is 11 sexual partners (If you are over that figure, embrace it)

2) No man shall date a woman younger than half his age plus 7.

3) 50 no’s and one yes = a yes. That rule is known as the James Bond.

4) If your friend breaks up with someone it is your duty to take them out and get them trashed.

5) Remember its all chemistry, so don't take it personally.