Healer

Just came back from the bookies. God that place is depressing. As a firm believer that one should not gamble when no income is coming in, the forlorn faces in there reassured me that it wasn't for me. However i still have this romantic notion that going to the dogs is a laugh. Why else would they have created a dvd?


Anyway it reminded me of the Superbowl party that me and my bro had. We were supposed to have more people come over but due to the snow - no one bothered going out at 1 in the morning.


Stakes is High Guide to throwing a good Superbowl party aka make good salsa.


Step one: Have a Steven Segal movie playing in the background. I happened to have Exit Wounds on.


Step two: heat up the avocados to make 'em ripe. They are a foreign fruit and it's unlike this snow is gonna get them soft.

Step three: Here are the ingredients needed. Onion, Tomatoes, Avocado,Lime, Salt and Peppa and a Laptop to listen to Chromatics album whilst cooking.

Step four: Chop all of it coarsely (the posh for lazy) then put in half a lime worth of juice. Season accordingly.

Step five: Enjoy the food. That was a photo of the final spread minus pizza. And yes that is a keg on the table.