Brown Skinned Lady!

Don’t be pushed by your problems.

Be led by your dreams.

Patrick 122

Sex Education

A few tips and pointers to help you along the way.

1) If you hooked up with more people than half your age you are a slut. e.g if you are 22 then half of that is 11 sexual partners (If you are over that figure, embrace it)

2) No man shall date a woman younger than half his age plus 7.

3) 50 no’s and one yes = a yes. That rule is known as the James Bond.

4) If your friend breaks up with someone it is your duty to take them out and get them trashed.

5) Remember its all chemistry, so don't take it personally.

Healer

Just came back from the bookies. God that place is depressing. As a firm believer that one should not gamble when no income is coming in, the forlorn faces in there reassured me that it wasn't for me. However i still have this romantic notion that going to the dogs is a laugh. Why else would they have created a dvd?


Anyway it reminded me of the Superbowl party that me and my bro had. We were supposed to have more people come over but due to the snow - no one bothered going out at 1 in the morning.


Stakes is High Guide to throwing a good Superbowl party aka make good salsa.


Step one: Have a Steven Segal movie playing in the background. I happened to have Exit Wounds on.


Step two: heat up the avocados to make 'em ripe. They are a foreign fruit and it's unlike this snow is gonna get them soft.

Step three: Here are the ingredients needed. Onion, Tomatoes, Avocado,Lime, Salt and Peppa and a Laptop to listen to Chromatics album whilst cooking.

Step four: Chop all of it coarsely (the posh for lazy) then put in half a lime worth of juice. Season accordingly.

Step five: Enjoy the food. That was a photo of the final spread minus pizza. And yes that is a keg on the table.